Well, lesson learned.
I shot an old roll of Ilford HP5. I forget how old it was, but it was at least a decade, because I remember shooting at ISO 200 instead of the ISO 400 it was originally rated at.
The light really bled through the paper over those years. Here’s the paper:
And here are the terrible pictures.
I tried to convince myself that these pictures were arty………but I’d really just rather have the pictures without all the bleeding and holes and numbers.